“I notice when you’re gone. With you not being there I notice your unbeing, with you still being a being in time but not my space.”

“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?”

“I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you were present, in the present, which is obviously in the past.”

“For the time being I’ll be a being in time. And when I die, I’ll happily be compost for a greener world.”

“If body language is 90% of a conversation, then obviously what’s being said is only half as important as what’s not being said. And what are you saying? I can’t hear you when my back is turned.”

“I think the best time to stare off into space is when you’re going 65 on a motorcycle, provided you’re wearing your astronaut’s helmet.”

“Since the day I was born, I’ve spent my time being a human being, and I regard this as a good decision. But not a great one.”