“I often feel like a camel in the mountains, and a goat in the desert. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Just like a caravan of camels walking in the desert, be durable against the adversities of life and walk with decisive steps.”

“I made love to a woman on a boat once. It was still on the showroom floor, but the way I rocked it made it feel like the ocean. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel?Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed.Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.Hamlet: Or like a whale?Polonius: Very like a whale.”

“If frogs tasted like chicken, I’d gladly jump in the frying pan. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“For love, we will climb mountains, cross seas, traverse desert sands, and endure untold hardships.Without love, mountains become unclimbable, seas uncrossable, deserts unbearable, and hardships our lot in life.”