“I often laugh at a dog that chases its own tail. But aren’t there some people out there who spend a lot of time “chasing their own tails?” Well, maybe those people should seriously consider getting their tails surgically removed. It did wonders for my self-esteem.”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I guess I am grateful that at least I was born with my very own litter box.”

“Retaliation is a dog chasing its tail”

“Retribution is a dog chasing its tail.”

“Grab life by the tail, and then pet it.”

“I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me.”

“As a storyteller, I appreciate a great tale. As a cat lover, I appreciate a great tail.”