“I often wonder about lifetime warranties. The lifetime of whom or what? A fly that can live to be a month old, if it was born in the beginning of February?”

“Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.”

“I’ve only been with my girlfriend for three days, but it feels like a lifetime—the lifetime of a gnat.”

“Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones each remember that month as if it were a day.”

“My dreams died nine months before I was born
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“When someone is talking about their job, and they turn to me and ask me what I do, I stare off into space, let my eyes glaze over, and wistfully say, “I often wonder what I’m doing.”

“How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than a lifetime.”