“I often wonder how far I’d go for love. I guess it all depends on the price of gas. ”
“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess how far? However far it is from the point I ran out of gas to wherever she is, assuming she’s hanging out at a gas station.”
“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well, I don’t know if I’d go that far with it, but yeah, I guess I am a pretty yalty person.”
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.”
“Loyalty. Is it something only dogs know?When I think of it, I wonder if I would rather have it than love. Whereas love is often an over-used word and an unpredictable feeling, the other is nothing but dependability.”
“Tell me, Doctor, are you afraid of death?""I guess it depends on how you die.”