“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especially when you consider that including me, there were seven competitors.”
“I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.”
“On September 7th, after the Cubs dropped Game Three, the two teams boarded the Michigan Central together to embark on the twenty-seven hour trip, and Babe Ruth got drunk and started stealing hats.”
“Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition.”
“There comes a time in every race when a competitor meets the real opponent, and understands that it's himself.”
“When sadness was the sea, you were the one that taught me to swim”