“I paid her a little visit, and I used a coupon with the purchase.”

“I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).”

“I didn’t have enough money to tip the waitress, so I offered to take her out on a date, provided she paid for dinner. And picked me up.”

“When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on about the weather. Little did I know she was an aspiring meteorologist.”

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