“I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor. ”
“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—I’m driven.”
“I passed your floor on the way up, and now I’m passing it on the way down, and I don’t think I’ll be taking this elevator again.”
“Get down,' he whispered. 'I’m way ahead of you,' Jamie said from the floor.”
“I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.”
“I hired you for your attitude, and so far I’m pretty happy with my decision. But I’m not sure I can work with you until I’ve fucked this attraction out of my system.”