“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make all the oil spills combined look like literature.”

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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“Quiet night. Silence at full capacity. Noiselessness is spilling over like a coffee cup full of jock cock. In a contact sport I’ve got to protect my genitals.”

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on the counter.”

“This world is nothing more than fresh white underwear, and I’m going to leave my mark on it.”

“When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.”

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.”