“I plan on putting off death my whole life.”

“I moved my hand in and out of the shadow and pondered life and death. Then I put on my lipstick, pulled up my pants, and got back to work.”

“With my big 80s hair, my cut off jean shorts, and my roller skates, I’m going to look sexy on my way to work in the snow this winter. And I just got sled dogs, though I plan on pulling them without putting them on the sled first.”

“I am who I’ve been pretending to be my whole life.”

“I suspect I’ll be suspicious for my whole life that Saturday night is sleeping with Sunday morning.”

“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.”

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it off on the bottom of my shoe and served it to my boss. Ah, but that’s life, no?”