“I put the choir in kissing. Too bad there’s no sing in fornicating. But that doesn’t stop me from hiring a hummer.”

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“I can’t afford to waste either my money or my time—but that doesn’t stop me from trying.”

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the people warm, maybe they wouldn’t try to heat themselves up through continual fornication. 
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“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“There’s a penis in my penne pasta. It’s my penis, but that doesn’t mean it belongs there.”