“I put tin foil on our relationship and stuck it in the fridge, because it needed to cool down a bit.”

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and a sweater (after all, it does get cold in the fridge).”

“The zipper on my crotch is an air vent. I need some way to cool down my hot coffee.”

“I keep my love in the fridge, next to my meat, because you simply can’t beat it.”

“I don't want to be tied down in a relationship, I want to be tied down during sex.”

“She loves me. She must, because she left flowers in the fridge from her date. She knows how I love flower salad.”

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes early. That’s why my love is always a bit premature. But don’t worry; just give our relationship a minute—plus fourteen more.”