“I retired at the age of 25, and it wasn’t until a few days later that I realized that in order to retire you need a stash of cash, and if I wanted to live to the age of 26, I’d better reenter the workforce. Or, rather, enter it for the first time.”
“I wonder what the retirement age is in the novel business.The day you die.”
“Do you want to retire early rich or retire late poor? Cosmic Ordering answers the first question!”
“Old age is not a myth. The government charges you to live and despite back handed promises will not re pay you your own money until you die or retire. Really? What's in your wallet? Money I hope...”
“Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t measured in numbers, but rather letters, I’d be turning Z. And then I’d be dead.”
“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can stop doing it, I’ll want to continue doing it in my free time.”