“I run this town. Mostly I run errands.”

“I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love.”

“Most people fight with their fists. But I fight with my legs. I fight to stay, but they fight to run. Luckily for them, I don't fight very hard.”

“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cowardice runs in my family, as I always run from my fears.”

“I bowl like I masturbate: with two hands. I should run for Congress.”

“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”

“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.”