“I said goodbye too early, and then stood there enjoying the awkwardness of her lingering presence.”

“Give me a smelly hello, and a tasty goodbye. The two are connected, and without the first, you couldn’t enjoy the second.”

“Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence.”

“The early morning is too strong to drink straight, so I need to mix in a little coffee to be able to hold it down.”

“I wash my hair with strawberry jelly, because my favorite thing to eat for breakfast is lunch. It’s never too late to love someone, but sometimes it is too early.”

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“I find wisdom in the waves. Goodbye is a hello to a life without you.”