“I saw a mummy in a movie once, and I’ve got to say I love George Harrison’s style.”

“I’ve got a way with love. Away with love.”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.”

“I’ve got lots of pictures of the four years I spent in collage.”

“I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”

“I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.”