“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost alone. There were two naked albinos and a polar bear sitting on it, and I felt inspired to write a love poem.”

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be my blanket, wardrobe, and toilet paper.”

“I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”

“The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—or skinny in love?”

“I make love alone, because it’s one person faster than two.”

“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”