“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman she’s standing next to?”

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
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“Looking at you in a mirror makes you more of an ally than an opponent, because I’m standing next to you, rather than across from you. In fact, you are across from you, so you are your own opponent. And I’ll gladly stand by your side and help you defeat yourself.”

“Walk Like A Pine Tree Day occurs on Stand Still Day. Orafoura and I observe both—and we observe whatever else we may be standing next to.”

“The man who pulled my winning raffle ticket out of the hat said I was one lucky guy. I guess he didn’t see me standing next to my clone, so I replied, “I am two lucky guys.”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”

“The people at the party forgot I was standing there. But it’s OK, because I forgot I was standing there too.”