“I saw the ghost of vodka. It was a translucent spirit.”

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn flesh.”

“When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future.”

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“You like vodka, and I like carpet cleaner. You should try it. It’ll put hair on your chest—really clean hair. Grandpa said it would make me a better lover, but I made me a better lover—and I made it out of clay.”

“I want to move to a ghost town and try to sell the population bodies to dwell in.”