“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“I am greedy with water. I made your apology tea dry. I’m sorry. You might try snorting it out of the bag.”

“Not only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.”

“Love is to beer as I am to drunk. And you say I’m not romantic. Shoot, I’m so romantic I could just puke.”

“I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up.
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“I am the love machine of desire. I’m easy to operate. Just pull on my lever.”

“I am a contraction. I am I’m.”