“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.”

“The phrase “In the blink of an eye” is misleading, because one eye closing and opening is not a blink—it’s a wink.”

“The eye of a hurricane is a real Cyclops, and confusing a blink with a wink can be deadly. Sometimes I flirt at 100 miles per hour.”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked.”

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on you.”

“I like eye contact, but please don’t blink when my eyeballs are touching yours.”

“I am going to think of you every time I don't have sex. So that'll mean I'll always be thinking of you.”