“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”

“I was seen spotted with an older woman and a girl half my height in age. A leopard was also spotted.
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“I found Waldo. He was in a strip club. He was hard to spot, because he’d already stripped off his red and white striped sweater and was all sweaty.”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.”

“I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her.”

“When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.”

“My workout partner is a cat. We nap together. He spots me a place, and keeps it warm, and then as soon as I spot him I go to him and cuddle.”