“I suppose Orafoura was right about the vagina. It is such a wonderful spot to vacation. I’d recommend taking the whole family.”

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.”

“Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythical Mr. Boo to me about the shit that’s been said about him.”

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society as a half, I’d recommend using either a full carton of half and half, or a half-full carton of whole milk.
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“Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature while I still can.”

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting a piggyback ride from a midget half your body weight.”

“I don’t know dick about vaginas.”