“I sure wish deodorant tasted like butter, because then I could keep mashed potatoes warm and tasty in my armpits all day long.”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.”

“Your deodorant smells like my armpit. And yet I get no royalty from the manufacturer.”

“I just bought some long-lasting deodorant. You know, for the afterlife. Eternity is a long time to have stinky armpits.”

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had to supply all the gravy.”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket.
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“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”