“I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so you’d know what an ass I am. Also so either me or my clone could claim me, if I ever got lost.”

Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz - “I tattooed my name on my buttocks, so...” 1

Similar quotes

“Yeah, I got the instructions straight from Seoras. That and a bunch of smart-ass comments about my education being sadly lacking and something about not knowing my arse from my ear or my elbow, and also something about me being a fanny, and I don't know what the hell that means.""Fanny? Like a girl's name?""I don't think so . . .”

P.C. Cast
Read more

“As a person, I have to claim my persona as my own. If I don’t, my clone will do it for me.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more

“I am what I am, and I don’t need to prove it—least of all to myself. And I’ll be damned if I ever answer to my clone. Who is he to question me?”

Jarod Kintz
Read more

“I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass...”

Glenn Frey
Read more

“I did what I did for my clone, not for my own personal gain. It wasn’t right that he asked it of me, so I asked it of myself.”

Jarod Kintz
Read more