“I think coffee is the best drink known to man. I also think that wine is the best drink known to woman.”
“You remind me of him. He was the best man I have ever known.”
“If anyone thinks that I amn't divineHe'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wineBut have to drink water and wish it were plainThat I make when the wine becomes water again.”
“The drink you like the best should be the drink you drink the most.”
“You drink wine by the glass, and I drink wine by the trashcan. Seriously, I’ll be by the trashcan if you need me.”
“I drink sleep, but not like I drink coffee. I chug one and sip the other.”