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Jarod Kintz - “I threw out my sausage, and replaced it...”

“I threw out my sausage, and replaced it with a healthier penis metaphor, like a cucumber.”

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“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

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“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

Jarod Kintz Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

“My penis burns. I guess I should stop trying to put out forest fires with it.”

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“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucumber.”

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“My name is my reputation. And all I have in this world is my name. Well, and my penis, which shoots out millions of other names.”

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“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

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