“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a hole in the center of the universe.”

“It didn't matter if I got bitten by a dog or I ripped my pants on the fence post or I poked myself in the eye with a tree branch that I was crawling over, it was all about the shortcut. My whole life I took the shortcut, and I ended up lost.”

“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”

“I personally believe Patch scared the pants off normal, and it took off running for the far side of the world.”

“I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured me out, it was too late.”

“Wait, so am I allowed to put my shirt back on? Or did you want me to remove my pants, too?”