“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”
“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two titles and one large bag of regrets. That bag is mostly full of air, like a bag of potato chips, only harder to chew.”
“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”
“I bought a bag of chips at the store, and the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I said, No thanks. It already comes with a bag.”
“A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.”
“I'm an acquired taste. I'm anchovies. If I was potato chips I could go more places.”