“I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers. ”
“I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker”
“How ironic is it to see a bumper sticker that says 'Jesus is the answer' next to a bumper sticker supporting the war in Iraq, as if to says 'Jesus is the answer - but not in the real world.”
“I really loathe [the bumper sticker] 'Proud Parent of a Terrific Kid!'Why not a bumper sticker for the unlucky parents, something like: 'My Fifteen-Year-Old's in Detox and Not Speaking to Any of Us' or 'My Kid Robbed a 7-Eleven and is in a Center for Youthful Offenders.”
“I WAS AN ATHEIST UNTIL I REALIZED I WAS GOD. —BUMPER STICKER”
“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. ”