“I used to live in a seedy section of town. There were a lot of farmers in the area.”

“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex to reproduce.”

“My rural erection didn’t impress the people in town, but I did have all the dairy farmers lining up to try to milk it.”

“Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure people could live in. It's a lot to live up to, and a lot to live in.
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“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Orgasm...While You Were Out of Town.”

“I want to read the employment section of the Bible. I think it’s simply called Job.”

“The burden of proof weighs a lot, but it’s not as heavy as a certain 19th century German philosopher’s mustache. Trust me, I used to lift weights using that mustache like it was a dumbbell.”