“I walk like a shriveled hippopotamus, I jog like a giraffe with charcoal knees, and I run like never.”
“Have you ever done any running or jogging?” Hawk asked.[...]“I walk,” she told him. “I’ve never had any desire to run or jog.”“Why not? Don’t you like to sweat?”“As a matter of fact, I don’t.” She smiled. “Besides, Southern ladies never sweat. We don’t even perspire.”“Then what the hell do you do?”“We glow.”
“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will be overseeing it.”
“I just drove past Brad Paisley jogging down the side of the road. I rolled down the window and screamed RUN FORREST RUN. I live for….. little moments…..like that.”
“I never liked long walks”
“I have seen giraffes in junglejimstheir necks like lovewound around the iron circumstances of the world.”