“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”

“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you wouldn’t have to walk it.
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“I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.”

“I make love like I make lasagna: with extra meat.”

“I make love like a leprechaun, and I cuddle like a rainbow—after a shower.”