“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”
“Put Smarties tubes on cats legs, make them walk like a robot.”
“He'd already put a shirt on each leg and had stacked every shoe I owned into a precarious pyramid. The room looked like a small, overly curious tornado had torn it apart."You have got to be kidding me," I said. "Maybe I should give you to Shamus.”
“Let us be honest: most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked around the house with a saintly expression.”
“Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.”
“I make conversation like I make love to myself—I let my hands do all the talking.”