“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“I know the best moments can never be captured on film, even as I spend nearly half my life trying to do just that.”

“If dreams are like movies, the memories are films about ghosts.”

“How can one capture genes that behave like ghosts," Weinberg wrote, "influencing cells from behind some dark curtain?”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.”

“My name is Zak Bagans. I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one. So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn....Raw...Extreme...These are our Ghost Adventures.”