“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“I think I just inhaled a cloud shaped like the ghost of my grandpa, and all I have to say is grandma smelled better.”

“I can’t swim, because despite my love being shaped like Michael Phelps, it’s so heavy it’s like an anti flotation device. If I can barely even carry it, I can understand how it’s a burden to you and why you don’t want to keep it in your heart.”

“I like to hike in state parks, but one thing I can’t stand is pants. So I don’t wear any. My wallet is tube shaped. Can you guess where I keep it?”

“One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, "I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle." Without looking at me he said, "You can capture rain in a bottle. Some people call that water.”

“I want to move to a ghost town and try to sell the population bodies to dwell in.”

“I object to that object that’s made of bronze and shaped like my clone. It should be made of gold, and shaped like me.”