“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make the road my home.”
“I like cup holders—in cars, as well as in jockstraps.”
“I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home.”
“This was an unpleasant trend. I didn’t want a lot of guys popping in and out of my bedroom. I wanted one who would stay.”
“hey. I just wanted to make sure you got home," I say. "Katniss, I live three houses away from you," he says.”
“The last living boy in America drops into my bedroom only he wants to be a monk. I think that pretty much sums up my life.”