“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well I sing in the shower. And I might as well make millions off my cleanliness.”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don’t think my bathtub can hold that many people.
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“Rain is a nudist’s shower, and I want a bathtub the size of a lake. Then we could make love like your parents did that one time, nine months before your birth.”

“I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together.”

“I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is my kryptonite. And I usually don’t change in phone booths, though I do take long distance showers there.”