“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well I sing in the shower. And I might as well make millions off my cleanliness.”
“There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva”
“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”
“Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.”
“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing alone in the shower.”
“I take my hat off to you — or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you in spiders.”