“I want a Snuggle Sandwich—hold the pickle. Make it a combo and upsize it.”
“Psychiatry in this place is like serving an in-flight meal in the middle of a plane crash. If I wanted to make you well, as a doctor, I should be giving you a parachute, not a cheese-and-pickle sandwich.”
“I want a sexual innuendo sandwich, hold the mayonnaise.”
“Oh yeah? What did you have last night?""Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle.""And the night before?""Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."She giggled. "What was the last hot meal you cooked?"He pretended to rack his brains. "Uh...beans and franks. On Monday.”
“It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin.”
“It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle.”