“I want instant coffee at the snap of my fingers that gives me more energy than that generated by a million snaps.”

“A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.”

“My TV’s remote control didn’t have a source of energy, so I poured coffee in it. Now I can read any book I want.”

“I like instant gratification. It’s like instant coffee, only it won’t keep you up all night.”

“I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.”

“I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And coming from you, nothing is simply much more than I want.”

“Sometimes I’ll forget a utensil’s name, and I’ll say, “Give me that pointy thing,” as I point with my pointy finger.”