“I want more sleep. It won’t happen, but I can dream, right?”

“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.”

“Women won’t sleep with me for the same reason that I don’t pay for sex—I don’t have any money. And if I did have money, I wouldn’t pay for sex, because women would sleep with me for free.”

“I am the man of your dreams. Go back to sleep.”

“I write down my dreams. I use the excuse “I’m writing” to sleep all the time.”

“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.”