“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without gold backing our currency, it’s all funny money.”
“Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny – Did you ever try buying them without money.”
“It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.”
“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humorous, a person says, “That’s funny,” and when it’s funny, a person can’t say anything because they’re too busy laughing.”
“Poetry is again hip in America as people are beginning to refuse to die of boredom and to choke in the fog of their funny money.”
“You know it's funny when it rains it pours. They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.”