“I want to be so successful that my secretary needs a secretary.”
“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, maybe you should ask my new albino secretary.”
“My husband is not the secretary of state, I am.”
“My husband ran off with his secretary. His male secretary. the only passion I have lately seems to center around buying a handgun. Unfortunately, I can't decide which one of us to shoot.”
“Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.”
“Damn, girl, you type so shitastically fast. You should be a fucking secretary or something.”