“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”
“I don't want to boss anyone and I don't want to be bossed.”
“About my boss, Tyler tells me, if I'm really angry, I should go to the post office and fill out a change-of-address card and have all his mail forwarded to Rugby, North Dakota.”
“Some seek the comfort of their therapist's office, other head to the corner pub and dive into a pint, but I chose running as my therapy.”
“There are so many people in the world, and I want to know them all but I don’t even know my next-door neighbor’s name.”
“I gave him a pet name, even though he wasn’t my pet, he was my boss. I don’t know why he fired me. I thought “Dick Nose” was a delightfully cute name.”