“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”

“I want to steal 100 years. If I get caught, it’ll be the trial of the century.”

“Thor once took an IQ test, and he was scoring so high that the referees took away his ability to shoot three pointers.”

“She’s beautiful, but she’s also got brains. I’ll bet zombies would love to eat out of her skull like a bowl of Jell-O that had an IQ of 180—which is absurd, because the last bowl of Jell-O I ate only measured in with an IQ of 123. Still, an IQ of 123 is more than double what it probably takes to be elected into political office.”

“I want a 100% kind of relationship, and I’m willing to give it 50%.”

“I want to kidnap kids and force them to take useless tests all day long. Wait, that’s what our public education system already does.”

“I don’t care about being cool. I just want to be loved by half the world (100% of the female population).”