“I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone.”

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope none of my clones will have the same motto.”

“If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.”

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“He won’t be as funny as a mountain—he’ll be hill-arious. He is my clone, and I hope he kills me for this terrible pun.”

“Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?”

“My goal is to have the most and the best of what I desire. And since I desire clones, I have to be the best me first.”