“I want to be the leading man in a story about followers.”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal is to a type of metal. Which brings me to my point: To love is to lead with your heart, while allowing your ego to sink like lead.
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“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab driver, follow that woman!”

“I want to write a short story where the protagonist is a globe, and all the secondary, or “flat” characters, are all maps. It’ll be a story about boundaries.”

“I want to write a story about an asexual unicycle who refuses to let a unicorn ride it.”

“I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.”

“I want to write a song about one man's level of commitment called, "I'd walk to the edge of the world, just to dump your body.”