“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.”

“I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebars.”

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar mustache I can borrow?”

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”

“I have half a mustache. It was a gift from my father, who bought one with a Buy One Mustache, Get One Half Off deal. So he kept the full mustache, and gave me the half stache. It looks more like an eyebrow than a mustache.”

“My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may get rainwater on your living room carpet.”

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”