“I want to do something spontaneous, like combust.”

“I want to do something for a living that when it comes time to retire and I can stop doing it, I’ll want to continue doing it in my free time.”

“I don’t want a home, but I do want to buy a lot that I like a lot.”

“I want to create a root word where the root is “root.” Something like rootree.”

“I want to make enough money to buy an island. Something modest, like Australia.”

“Writer’s want to write something that’ll live forever. I don’t. What do I care if my writing lives forever if I won’t? I just want to be recognized while I’m still alive. 
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“I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like “Knuckle Cock,” only not so flowery and romantic sounding.”