“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.”

“I wanted a divorce, so I bought myself a house, to give me the incentive to stay married.”

“I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.”

“I want to get even. I want to get even more money.”

“When a whisper seems like a shout, I know I need to get some sleep. But I can’t lay down without first taking off my bunny ears.”