“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”
“I want to get married. But first I need to get a divorce.”
“I hope you meet somebody and get married and then they fucking disappoint you and you have to go through a divorce, and then maybe you'll get it.”
“I'm getting married because it's time and I want to have a family." "No, that's why men get married. Women get married because they're in love.”
“We were getting a divorce. But not from each other. Then we were going to get married. But not to each other.”
“First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit.”