“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”
“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.”
“I’m just trying to wake up - I’m so afraid of sleeping all my life and then dying - I want to wake up first. I wouldn’t care if it was just for an hour, as long as I was properly alive and awake…”
“I was sleeping like a baby - waking up every three hours screaming and crapping my pants.”
“Eight hours work, eight hours sleep, and eight hours recreation - Brigham Young”
“All I wanted was to take a hot bath, to go to sleep, and to not wake up. EVER.”