“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with her—for between six to eight hours.”

“You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.
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“You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.”

“In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I slowly remembered that I was asleep, but that I needed to wake up and write this down. Blah.”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That may seem like a long time to ponder something, but I multitasked and slept at the same time. I woke up with an erection, and a decision.”

“John Wilkinson invented the horizontal boring machine, and what a boring machine it was! In fact, it’s so boring that I think I’ll go to sleep now.”